Happy Humpday guys! Yes it has been a few weeks since I last posted sorry anyways I have some really hot gallery’s to make up for it ;)… I figure I will start off with a few funnies to get the morning over and to start the afternoon off with a good laugh.

Here is something to try for all you frequent fliers that always purchase too much to bring back with you and get stuck with paying the duties.

A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from
Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks, “Excuse me father, may I ask a favor of you? “Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?” he replies. Here’s the dilemma: I purchased for myself a superbly sophisticated electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really went well over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs for me under your
robes? “I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am not ever able to lie. “You have such an honest face father, surely they will never ask any questions of you,” and with that she hands him the hair remover. After landing they proceed through Customs and it becomes the father’s turn in line. “Father, do you have anything to declare?” asks the Custom’s officer. “From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son “Finding this answer a little strange the custom’s officer proceeds to ask, “And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare? “The father replies, “I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which has never yet been used…”
Roaring with laughter the Custom’s officer says, “Go right through
father. Next!

A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
“I’m afraid not, sir,” the clerk told him apologetically, “but down the hall
from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.”
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, ‘Manicures, $20.00.’ “Why not?” thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, ‘This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.’ The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his member… which now had a button sewed on the end.

Have a great Humpday and hope ya get some ;)… Im hoping that Im getting mine tonight.. I think someone owes me from the weekend ;)…hint hint…:P:P

Meechie
XO

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