First off yep I have been really naughty not posting in a bit ;)… But its close to christmas and I have been runnin all over hells acres getting ready for it, going to my kids christmas pagents and other shit.. Which brings me to this. why is it that every chance your kids get they make you look like bad parents?

On sunday my daughter had her christmas play for Church (yeah I said church..lol shhhhh she goes to sunday school) Now any other weekend the child will wake up me and the b.f for stupidities, like her brother beating on her, or when you getting up or other dumb things (she is 12 he is14 old enough not to need mommy for everything) but she sleeps with her contacts in for a bit and when she wakes up of coure her eyes are red and sore (scratched a bit not the first time she has done this) NOW what does she do, she dosen’t wake up me to tell me nope she goes to Sunday school for her practice run before the play, I get up at 9 to my son telling me what she has done..So I call the church and she say no no mommy im fine till you get here..(DOH! I should of known that would not be the end of it) Now this child is miss drama queen (she even had the lead role in the play that should fill you in) She calls back half hour later crying when you coming with the drops!.. Soooooooooo now I have to hurry to shower,
( and yes I cannot just throw clothes on and run over ..I still have that freshly fucked look, ya know sunday morning quickies so It wouldn’t be a good thing to just run over!) get everyone up( I believe the b.f was still up from the quickie ) and change plans..oy So I run to the church the b.f runs home to change

(no he dosen’t live with me, I think he can only handle me a few days a week since I wear him out! I think he thinks I would kill him with sex if he moved in..I got that feeling when he brought it up once he said you would want sex more right?…LOL what is with men either you don’t get enough or too much what is it! geez)

he comes back to pick up my son while I go and give the drama queen her drops. I get to the church and the ministers wife is very happy to see me, and thanks me for coming…like I wasn’t going to show up or something..oy I find her and ask her why she didn’t wake me up, she says cause you were sleeping OMGGGGGGGG DOHHHH! Im like since when did that stop you geezzzzzzzz Your making me look bad here of course she told everyone I was sleeping.. then I say what did I tell you to wake me up for..She says, well If Im hurt, sick, bleeding or dying or have limbs falling off.. I said right soooooo does a sore eye fall under one of these catagories… She says umm Yes I said very good.. next time wake me up!!!! Every thing went fine after that, and of course she looked stoned out of her mind with her puffy red eyes >>LOL They probably think I gave her a dube to smoke before the play she looked that bad>>LOL
Can’t wait till my father shows up for christmas, woo hoo its going to be like the Griswalds christmas, nothing ever goes right …LOL

And as promised, ok it was suppose to be saturday but hey you saw how my sunday went ..how do you think sat was? don’t ask!

Here she is Desirae as Santa’s little Helper, Im guessing Santa would have a hardon 24/7 if he had helpers who looked like her..Im sure you all do! hell If I had a cock I would to!

P.s Have a Merry Christmas and happy New Year and stay tuned for my funny holiday stories as they happen!

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