Just in case you’re stuck for what to write in your Valentines day card….These are entries to a paper
competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line… but………………….the least romantic second line.
1. Thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
3. Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pi##ed.
5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face
7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming
10. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
11. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”
12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
errrrr ummm I don’t think you should use these, Unless
you want to see your balls hanging from her rear view
mirror!!! Unless your one of those people who love to use
holidays to break up with a girl, (and if you are..u are a big asshole right?)
then by all means one of these is guranteed to get you a ticket out the door,
and still have your balls taken off 
good luck!!
I had such a shitty day! actually call it a shitty week , Last friday some dumb ass truck driver clipped my car in the parking lot at work, funny thing is my car was no where near where he was.. and he dragged it 10 ft sideways figure that one out.. SO then today im driving downtown k u gotta understand my car is 10 yrs old and EVERYTHING on it is orginal except the few parts I am now having to replace..so this bored ass cop or pissed off im getting no pussy tonight cop pulls me over (he is behind me) and says ur glass is to dark..Im like excuse me I have no glasses on now im stumped as to what this asshole is talking about.. so I said ahhh I don’t know what your talking about..he said my glass in my window (its tinted) im like yeah ok its tinted annnnnnnnnnd he said its too dark there is a law about tinted windows. Only in fucking Quebec where this could be a law….LOL im like okkkkkkkkkk uhh huh then check this out he pulls out this gadget wipes my window and puts it on my window and it says ….something and he says its suppose to be over 70…LOL now this car has had tinted windows for I dunno 10 yrs it actually came that way from the dealership out of QUebec..LOL so im trying to tell him this.. of course he aint’ getting any pussy so im already black balled cause im a woman..the guy comes back with a 151.00 ticket..geezus H Christ! so now im pissed and
“I said I guess if you have nothing better to do all day today then pull people over with tinted windows u better hop to it, cause 5 just drove by, and atleast 15 more before them, and if you hurry u just might win that toaster this month.. and oh Yeah happy valentines day to u too..LOL ”
This Cop could have a field day with tinted window cause EVERY OTHER FUCKING CAR IN QUEBEC HAS TINTED WINDOWS! am I going to fight it You bet, am I going to pay no FUCKING WAY! Im gonna take pictures of every fucking car in a parking lot and I bet 90% have tinted windows… then if I still loose in court oh well im still not paying it throw me in jail I don’t really give a shit, I hear the pussy isn’t bad there and I could use a good vacation where someone else cooks my meals!
Yeah I already had the ticket so I had nothing to loose except make him feel like a dickhead..which he was and he prolly had a little chuckle.. but its a good thing I didn’t hit the jay walker which by the way is also against the law in Quebec.. phew atleast he got away without a 150.00 ticket must be his lucky day
When I think about it, today was damn expensive day! it cost me 200 in change for my daughters contacts, the ticket and my sons music I worked all week for that.. geez good thing I don’t live paycheck to paycheck. Id be on the street.. well actually I would be moving in to the b.f’s ..LOL I keep threating him that when my job closes were moving in..haha and it is a threat cause I have teenagers DOH! He luvs us anyways.. we don’t give him a choice
need to get fucked. They are on the prowl and checking out the neighborhood for some young, hard cock that can satisfy their humongous appetites
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P.s. The only thing I can say is Thanks for the flowers Babe, and thanks for putting up with me! I have been bitching about everything for the last I dunno how long and he has listened to every word of it and has been a real trooper. Everything lately has been going wrong for me or happening to me and its pretty much exhausted me! Then he comes along and brings me roses for valentines day I wanted to cry! I appreciate everything he does and gives me because I know he is not the type to get all romantic and stuff so it means alot!
XOXO
I hope everyone had a good Valentines Day and even tho mine started off really bad it ended amazing hes so getting laid tonight, he will be crawling home later
Hugs N Kisses to all
Meechie
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