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September 30, 2005

›› $10 OFF All Anabolic and Diabolic Titles

Hey kids there is a sale at penny’s (oops damn been watching those old movies too much lately) I mean at the video store. So if you’re looking to add some new movies to your private collection here is a good place to start. There are also lots and lots of different kinds of toys. Maybe your g.f or wife's b-day is coming up (hint hint) or for Christmas. bahhh humbug or if you’re single there is always the fleshlight I hear it’s like fucking the real thing but I can only go by what I have heard from men. If your woman is over 30 like me I can guarantee you toys are always a thumbs up for a gift. The best gift ideas for women is toys, flowers and if there high maintenance well then u better throw in some jewels just to make sure you don't get the toy smacked across your head. But if she is down to earth and appreciative she will be more than happy that you thought of her needs more than your own. Besides the happier she is the better your sex life will be *wink wink*

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September 29, 2005

›› Got Milf?

So you heard the saying GOT MILK well here is a new one for you GOT MILF

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There's no Pussy like Married Pussy!

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›› Emails

There is nothing like a good cup of coffee in the morning to sit down and read your emails with. This morning was a special morning, when I opened my emails I found a nice little note saying how much they liked my site and blah blah.. it wasn't the note that was interesting it was the nice little picture they attached to it, which caused me to spew my coffee all over my screen...Now don't get me wrong being a Milf I love the cock (well only one ;). So this gave me an idea, lets see who else has the balls (pardon the pun) to send in pictures of there cocks. you don't have to show your face just your errr umm jewels.
send your emails to milflife.@gmail.com. And for every picture I get I will post a picture of me in lingerie.
ok so here is the first brave sole.

This comes from err umm lets call him James who is 37.

and as promised here is a picture of me

If you like the site tell me, If you don't tell me what you would like to see and I will do my best to get it for you. Just drop me a comment in the comment box or send me an email milflife

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September 28, 2005

›› First Date

We have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays.

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about
"what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!"

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her
dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

International symbol of marriage is Approved

New York-AP- On April 21, 2005, After 5 years of heated debate, the Commission of Human Rights approved the new International Symbol of Marriage:

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September 26, 2005

›› More Hot Milf Action

Tight bod girl rides a thick dick

Redhead shows and fingers hot ass

Taylor rain's a cum whore

Girl with flapjacks rides a boytoy

Mommy milf loves huge black dick

Milf gets on top of a huge black dong

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September 25, 2005

›› Milf Tiffany

After working out at the gym and watching all the young 20 yr old studs working there muscles.Tiffany can't help but feel hot n horny.
She just has to come home to masturbate and fantasize about there young hot big cocks fucking her.

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September 22, 2005

›› Milf Margret

After a hard day's work in the secretary pool,
Magret likes to unwind in the living room with her dildo,
dreaming of her 19 year old lover she will see this weekend.
She is fine tunning her pussy for her weekend fuckfest with her lover who will be begging for mercy as she makes him spill his load over and over again. She will show this young stud what its like to be fucked by an expierenced milf. and teach him things that only most men dream about.

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September 19, 2005

›› This Weeks Top Toy Pick Is for the Boys

PINK LADY FLESHLIGHT

This is the insert that started the Fleshlight revolution! The Original Pink Lady has introduced more men to the pleasures of the Fleshlight than any other insert. When you penetrate the Pink Lady, be prepared to take sexual gratification to new and exciting levels. Designed to recreate the velvet texture of a young woman’s vagina, the Pink Lady is perfect for the man that wants to enjoy an incredibly realistic sensation. The Pink Lady Fleshlight is a great place to start your collection. Enjoy heated and lubed.

Here is another great movie with scene clips you can watch instantly
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September 18, 2005

›› Pussy Waxing Gone Wrong

Ok well now everyone has a waxing job horror story or two. Not just the girls Im sure but come on guys admit it you have tried it? Or maybe you haven't had the balls (no pun intended) to do it and have just stuck to shaving or using Nair. But for those who have been brave enough to wax there pussies and balls here is a little story that you will get a good laugh out of and probably can relate to it.

All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.

My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home fix dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet.

So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I'm no girly girl but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. *YA THINK!!!*

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other
stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair
dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end. (Oh how this phrase haunts me!)

I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. OK so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-Ra, fighter of all wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north.

After checking on the kids I sneak back into the bathroom, for the
ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure I apply the was strip across the right side of bikini line, covering the right half of my
pussy lip and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek. (Yes, it was a long strip.) I inhale deeply and brace myself. RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!! OH MY GOD!!! Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half of the strip. SHIT!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP.

Everything is swirly and spotted. Do I hear crashing drums??? OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt, that has caused me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!

There's no hair on it.

Where is the hair. WHERE IS THE WAX??? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair.. the hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. SHIT

I run my fingers over my pussy , which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

Then I make the next BIG mistake... remember my foot is
still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do something. So I
put my foot down. FUCK!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door.
Pussy hole? Sealed shut. Ass?? Sealed shut. I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to shit. My head may pop off.

"Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can
stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off right??? *WRONG!!!!!!!* I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub. In scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.

So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!! God bless the man that
convinced me I should have a phone in the bathroom!!!!! I call my
friend thinking surely she's waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter "So, my Ass and Pussy are stuck to the bottom of the tub!" There is a slight pause. She doesn't have a secret trick but does try to hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located on bottom "Are we talking cheeks or hole or what?" She's laughing out loud by now... I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.
YEAH! Right! I should be the joke of someone else's night.

While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I slip into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me and my hand reaches towards the saving grace... the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
The scream probably woke the kids, scared the shit out of my friend, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It works!! I get a hearty
congratulation from my friend and she hangs up.

I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair... THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!

So I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair color...

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September 16, 2005

›› Shanes World Presents: Nerdz

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September 15, 2005

›› Bust My Hole DVD

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September 12, 2005

›› This Weeks Top Toy Pick

Gina Lynn's G with Detachable Clit Stimulator

Ultra-powerful 6-speed, vibrating, deep penetrating, stimulating shaft with a supple G-spot curve and detachable snap-on 7 function clitoral arouser with 3 levels of vibration, 1 level of escalation and 3 progressive patterns of pulsation. Independently operated, glow-in-the-dark control pads. New auto off switch that turns off on any function and LED indicator. 4 AA batteries.

Now I must say this should be on every woman’s Christmas gift list. This toy can take “me time” to a whole new level for very sexual women, who want to please themselves every once in awhile. No offence guys but ya know sometimes us women just have to take matters in to our own hands just like you do as well. Most women in there 30’s hit their sexual peak and when that hits its like your body goes into over drive and your sexual need and desire increases. Sometimes its so powerful that if your jeans rub you the right way well let just say ohh yeah baby and then next thing you know you’re in a full orgasm. Also vaginal secretions increase to the point where if your woman is very turned on by what your doing you might need to pull out the snorkel and rubber boots it can get very wet. Women learn how to please themselves just like men do by masturbating, and when we learn what turns us on then we teach you on what we like, so you can only benefit by the toys we play with.

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September 07, 2005

›› Gas Gouging

Well I stopped to put gas in the car and its up to 1.34 at most pumps here in Quebec and heard it could go as high as 2.00 for regular gas soon. Now I don't know about anyone else but I find the quality of gas is really sucking as well, Im getting really shitty mileage. So not are we being royally screwed by the price of gas but also by the quality. We should all carry a bottle of personal lubricant around, because with all the fucking up the ass were getting at least our asses are well lubed for them to the job properly. And before I get into a debate about our government and the president and all the fine politics and especially our petroleum companies, I just have one thing to say to you all..

you can kiss my ass
and it is a nice one at that ;)and yes that is my ass, took that picture with my web cam

here is a little song I found on the net its cute and so true.
I can't afford my gasoline

If you want to get screwed the pleasurable way check out my online store, you will find alot fun and neat toys to play with. Each week I will pick a toy and write a small blurb about its various uses.
It also has Porn movies and lots of neat little gadgets and gizmos.

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