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January 13, 2006Woo hoo here it is friday again, one of my favorite days of the week, of course my second is sat and then Humpday..oops I mean wednesday hehe.. Ok I have a little bit of everything.. starting off with a few jokes and pics sent in to me.. here we go...........................
< CIA Assassin Qualification Test >
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three
finalists:
two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one
of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what
the circumstances. inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You
have to kill her." The first man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my
wife." The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job; go home!"
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent
came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I just cannot kill my
wife."The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her
husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,
crashing, banging on the walls, and some terrible groans. After a
fewminutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, looking quite frazzled. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said,
"You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the
chair."
OMFG its an oldy but fucking still worth a good laugh
OK here are 3 reasons why we don't let dads raise the kids!!!!!
Ok and what you all have been waiting for the Sexy MILF ....
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This housewife was getting a bit bored with just fucking one guy, her wedding vows just couldn't keep her from looking around for some variety in the cocks in her life. But it's all cool, her husband doesn't mind if she goes out and fucks complete strangers as long as he gets to watch them plug her ass, pussy and mouth with cock and loads of cum. She's a real amateur , not a pro, never done anything like this in front of a camera before.
have a good weekend
and today's quote is
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart
Posted by Meechie at January 13, 2006 03:01 PM