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Friday is here again you got to love the weekends, drink party and get laid woo hoo.. and on that note I have another awesome MOTHER DAUGHTER FUCK UPDATE. FIrst Im gonna throw in a few funny jokes I have recieved from friends..

Drinking Tequila !!!
This is why we should know our limits when drinking tequila.

Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees
it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?"
Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three tests?"
Pay first, those are the rules." says the bartender. So the man gives him
the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.
"OK," the bartender says. Here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing,
all at once...and you can't make a face while doing it.
Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth.
You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
Third. - There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm
during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her."
The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot, I won't do it!
You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those
other things... "Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."
As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks,
Where ez zat tequila?"He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears
streaming down bothcheeks, but he doesn't make a face.
Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the
people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside.
They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping
and then. .silence.Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into
the bar, with his shirtripped and large bloody scratches al over his body.
"Now," he says. "Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"

MAD WIFE DISEASE

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked
up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the
name Laura Lou written on it," she replied..
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name
of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh, honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was
a good explanation."Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she
walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet,
which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse called."

And this one is a classic:

Missing Piece of advice for our Men's Olympic Hockey team (canada)

MOTHER DAUGHTER FUCK-VANILLA

Mom doesnt know how to drive well and she hit a cutie
after we brought the guy my Mom ran over with her car back to his house and fucked
his brains out. The guy called his friend, when his friend showed up to see what was
wrong with him and how bad his injuries were(Vanilla)
we acted quick and decided to rip off his clothes to join in on our fun.
Im the lucky one this week because I end up with a
messy pussy from Vanilla's cum