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December 15, 2006

›› Halarious DUI Stop

This is fucking halarious DUI stop by a female police officer..Im sure most ppl have seen this if you haven't sit back and get ready for a good laugh..

and 1 Commercial that never made it to the superbowl..Damn thats hawt I wish he would of fell in my exercise class
i wish they would show commercials like these then maybe I would atleast watch them

hot santa's little helper gallery coming up tomorrow stay tuned ..its one of my favorite
housewives..godamn she is so hot she even turns me on!

Posted by Meechie at 03:35 PM | Comments (0)

September 20, 2006

›› Humpday's Hot MILFS and WIFES

Happy Humpday guys! Yes it has been a few weeks since I last posted sorry :( anyways I have some really hot gallery's to make up for it ;)... I figure I will start off with a few funnies to get the morning over and to start the afternoon off with a good laugh.

Here is something to try for all you frequent fliers that always purchase too much to bring back with you and get stuck with paying the duties.

A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from
Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks, "Excuse me father, may I ask a favor of you? “Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?" he replies. Here’s the dilemma: I purchased for myself a superbly sophisticated electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really went well over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs for me under your
robes? “I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am not ever able to lie. “You have such an honest face father, surely they will never ask any questions of you," and with that she hands him the hair remover. After landing they proceed through Customs and it becomes the father's turn in line. “Father, do you have anything to declare?" asks the Custom's officer. “From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son “Finding this answer a little strange the custom's officer proceeds to ask, "And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare? “The father replies, "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which has never yet been used..."
Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, "Go right through
father. Next!

A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall
from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures, $20.00.' "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.' The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his member... which now had a button sewed on the end.

Ok and now on to the HOT MILFS

Three Hot Wives one lucky bastard

Amy reading her playboy getting naked

Amateur organized orgy caught on film

Nasty housewife Allison sucking and fucking a co-worker's big cock

Have a great Humpday and hope ya get some ;)... Im hoping that Im getting mine tonight.. I think someone owes me from the weekend ;)...hint hint...:P:P

Meechie
XO

Posted by Meechie at 11:13 AM | Comments (0)

February 15, 2006

›› Secretary Babes

Not suitable for young children...........Please
Anyone who has ever been in law enforcement prays
that they will never get a call like this on their watch.
WARNING ---- The photo is very graphic.
NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART ESPECIALLY COPS :s

This picture represents a cops worst nightmare!!!

The picture below is Deb, now Deb is a very special type of MILF
This woman believe it or not can deepthroat a 9" cock all the way to his balls..
I bow before this woman, she is my sex goddess....

Her personal website is movies and pictures of her deep throating all
kinds of cocks and she even plays with her friends as they try to swallow
double ended dildo's..use your imagination....
Want a little peak inside her sight?
check it out here DEBS DEEPTHROAT

She has live personal webchats and she says:

if you have a cam turn it on she wants to see you too ;)
the only way to make this more real is to invite you over! NOT a bad Idea ;)

DEBS DEEPTHROAT

and now for the grand finale: SECRETARY BABES ;)
These women all start off in the secretary pool, but only a few of them have the guts to
suck and fuck their way to the top.

to see the full gallery of a Hot babe Playing with herself in her new office ;)
click on the continue link below...

Meechie
XO

Posted by Meechie at 04:12 PM | Comments (0)

February 09, 2006

›› Thursday's HOT MILFS

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
and Im going to give it to you absolutely free :)
you might even score some brownie points if you say the right thing
to your sweetie...This is especially true when we are harmonal during our time of the month!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.

Remember if you cannot think of anything nice to say then your best bet is to keep quite..LOL

Also valentines day is coming up so be creative
because if your really sweet to her on valentines day, she will be just as nice to you on
your special day, which is on March 14. Hmm don't know what that is? well apparently
its becoming very popular so get your calendars out it is what as known as STEAK AND BJ DAY
make sure to tell your wife or girlfriend about "your" special day and if they don't believe you send them this
link to prove it ;).
STEAK AND BJ DAY
So guys mark it on the calendar it is now officially your special day!!!!!

Ok and here it is Today Menu Specials:

Cum On Candi is one lady that is becoming well known on the net for her cum/facial shots
her site is updated daily and she does 3 live cam shows a week for her members. This MILF
is very horny and naughty she is also very eager to please her members during her web cam shows.

for anyone interested in when her live shows are: this is her schedule
Monday 10 pm EST

Tuesday 10 pm EST

Friday 9 pm EST

Cum on Candi Uses a fleshlight on young stud. (movie gallery)

Now for those of you who have no Idea what a fleshlight is, well its a new sex toy for men and is suppose
to feel like a real pussy..check it out!!!! FLESHLIGHT

Cum on Candi Playing with her huge tities (picture gallery).

Julian unleashes the cock fury all over a hot long legged brunette MILF
MOVIE GALLERY
PICTURE GALLERY

Mature Angelina in a black teddy.(picture gallery)

tara wild swallows young studs huge load of cum! (movie gallery)

This wife wanted to bone a famous pornstar, so we got her Ron Jeremy to fuck her good
BONE MY WIFE

Meechie
XO

Posted by Meechie at 02:29 PM | Comments (0)

February 03, 2006

›› Friday's MILFS

Well T.G.I.F boys I have some real hot looking MILFS for you.. And this is a big weekend in the states, super bowl on sunday, yeahhhhhhhhhh this is the only football game I watch all year, unless im in a pool which I didn't do this year. I will just add my little cheer GO STEELERS..ok don't shoot me...lol I have a few funny pictures to share with you that were sent in bye a few people..

New Lizard in South Florida

Biologists at the University of Florida have discovered a new species of
lizard which has been attacking sunbathers at and near Miami's South Beach.
It is believed to primarily attack women, though it has been known to attack
effeminate-appearing men. Only one known photograph has been taken of
this creature, which is shown below for your protection.

look at the picture below to see it

Hot Blond MILF showing off her tight body and hot pink pussy

Hot redhead takes glass dildo then fist up her pussy

Long haired lanky blonde gets off the bus stop and onto some strange dick.

Round titty blonde wife gets off on a two cock threesome.

here is a link to a huge gallery with every kind of free porn you can think of... this should keep you busy for awhile.. HOT PORN GALLERY

Enjoy your galleries and have a great super bowl weekend
Meechie
XOXO

Posted by Meechie at 01:31 PM | Comments (0)

January 27, 2006

›› Mature Women Fucking Younger Men

Ok I usually Post some "womens" jokes but today guys is your lucky day, I have an oldie but a goody that all men can relate to..

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Shelly is a MATURE WOMAN who wants to fuck her younger brother's best friend. She invites him over, then seduces him. After she gets him to eat her pussy, she gets him nice and hard so he can do a great job of fucking her. Shelly just can't get enough cock, she loves getting it from behind.

ANGELINE is putting her hot black lace teddy on, she is getting ready for the delivery boy who is dropping her
groceries off ;).

Have a great weekend
Meechie
XO

Posted by Meechie at 01:51 PM | Comments (0)

January 13, 2006

›› Please bang My Wife And TGIF

Woo hoo here it is friday again, one of my favorite days of the week, of course my second is sat and then Humpday..oops I mean wednesday hehe.. Ok I have a little bit of everything.. starting off with a few jokes and pics sent in to me.. here we go...........................
< CIA Assassin Qualification Test >

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three
finalists:
two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one
of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what
the circumstances. inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You
have to kill her." The first man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my
wife." The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job; go home!"
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent
came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I just cannot kill my
wife."The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her
husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,
crashing, banging on the walls, and some terrible groans. After a
fewminutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, looking quite frazzled. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said,
"You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the
chair."
OMFG its an oldy but fucking still worth a good laugh

OK here are 3 reasons why we don't let dads raise the kids!!!!!

Ok and what you all have been waiting for the Sexy MILF ....

This housewife was getting a bit bored with just fucking one guy, her wedding vows just couldn't keep her from looking around for some variety in the cocks in her life. But it's all cool, her husband doesn't mind if she goes out and fucks complete strangers as long as he gets to watch them plug her ass, pussy and mouth with cock and loads of cum. She's a real amateur , not a pro, never done anything like this in front of a camera before.

PLEASE BANG MY WIFE

have a good weekend
and today's quote is

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart

god don't I know that one!!!!
CIAO
Meechie
XO

Posted by Meechie at 03:01 PM | Comments (0)

January 10, 2006

›› Desirae Spencer being naughty at home In sexy Lingerie

I haven't had time to do more pics of myself, but here is one of me flashing everyone at the New Years Eve party, it is kind of cool looking as I don't know where that orange streak of light is coming from. This should make a few of you boys happy, since I get lots of emails asking when Im going to post more pics of me. I will get around to doing some soon!!!!

Here is a funny link, that was sent in by John
THE PROBLEM WITH CELL PHONES

Barbie & Ken
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and
asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers : "Sir...Divorced Barbie comes
with: Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...One of Ken's Friends

HAHA Thanks To tracy for sending in that one.
If you have something funny or something you want to see on this site drop me an email Meechie

Ok and now for the highlight of tonights post, the very sexy,seductive and just down right fucking Hot
Desirae Spencer. Her site has hundreds of movies, picture and she even archives all her webcam performances so you can watch her get off at all hours of the day.

I get off on making men cum for me. I love to talk dirty and really get them going, the nastier the better. It is so hot to know that I can share my dirty thoughts and get somebody off.

want to see the rest of this picture gallery? you know what to do, thats right click on the continue link below

Have a great night
Meechie
XO

Posted by Meechie at 10:15 PM | Comments (1)

December 19, 2005

›› MILFS with Huge Tits

What can I say about Britney that isn't already obvious, she has huge tits and a Hot body that won't quit. Watch her huge tities get fucked by a young stud with a huge cock.

BRITNEY GETTING TITY FUCKED BY BIG DICK

Lea has naturally big Boobies

LEA

Sierra is a hot 37 yr old MILF her measurements are 38DD-24-36

You can chat and see Sierra live on her webcam, she will fufill all your fantasies

WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

is proud to announce the opening of its

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE
HOW TO WATER THE PLANTS

Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL

Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE GARBAGE?

Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

Sorry guys it had to be said about you.. and you all know its true ;)
Oh well enjoy your big titty mommas

Meechie
XO

Posted by Meechie at 09:43 PM | Comments (0)

December 16, 2005

›› HOT WIFE RIO

Meet Hot Wife Rio she has the hottest Milf pussy on the net. This hot Brazilian housewife, Loves having sex she has a amatuer site, where she performs live on her cam with her husband and some of her girl friends. she love role playing, dirty talking, hand jobs, blowjobs and facials.
This is what our hot wife had to say.

I am a real housewife who just happens to love the taste of cum. I love any and all sex positions that involve me receiving or giving oral to my husband. Whether I am blowing, sucking, licking, biting, or using my tongue to trace the outline of his magnificent cock I always get wet when I think of all of you watching me and stroking your hard cock's. I love to walk around the house naked, wear beautiful and sexy things: tiny bikini's, silk stockings, short skirts, little panties, high heels, and pantyhose.

I know don't you wish she was your wife? well she could be for a half hour with her role playing on her live webcam?

To see Rio's hot Picture gallery I made just for you guys, since Im so sweet...;) and I love giving you guys lots of hottie moms to look at..

to see picture gallery click on the continue reading link below

THINK YOUR HAVING A BAD DAY?

Have a great weekend!
Meechie
XO

Posted by Meechie at 12:48 PM | Comments (2)

December 05, 2005

›› Tits,Ass and Pussy

Ok I haven't updated in a few days, And I also said I would post a picture of a new hot milf, ok well I didn't get it yet someone is slacking grrr..So don't shoot me.
Christmas is coming and my family will be coming to montreal to spend it with me. Its not Like i have a big family just my father and brother plus my kids.. I almost dread the holiday's my family is like the griswalds (vacation movies) and it never fails something always happens.. We usually have christmas dinner at a holiday Inn or somwhere nice so that nobody has to cook we just get to enjoy dinner and eachother.. Well last year my brother and my daughter had a chocolate bath (the desert section has chocolate fountain) My daughter had this huge balloon hat that the clown made for her and of course when she bent over to get somthing it went in the chocolate fountain and sprayed the chocolate all over my brother and the chocolate dripped down her hat and on her.. so needless to say he had to take his dress shirt off, he had a t-shirt underneath it, of course it had to have a saying on it "HELPING UGLY PEOPLE GET LAID SINCE 1979"
It was a beer shirt.. They both came out of the buffet area dripping with chocloate and my son laughing his ass off.
Then on the way back to my place I had my brother, son,daughter and my b.f. Were driving down the highway and see all the lights from police cars so I slow down thinking its a spot check, ok well it certainly wasn't that, it seems someone decided to end there life by jumping off a bridge onto the highway and the body was laying on the highway still in the lane beside me ..unfortunately it had just happened. Well of course my son being only 12 said "OH COOL HE HAS NO HEAD CAN WE GO BACK AND TAKE ANOTHER LOOK" im like omg then of course my 10 yr old daughter has to pipe in "GEEZ YOUR NICE THAT PERSON JUST DIED ON CHRISTMAS EWWW"
my 10 yr old is going on 30 like most girls.. Ok well the night is not over yet, My b.f and I decide to go to a hotel for a quiet night since my brother ,his friend and my kids were all staying at my place.. so we drop them all off and head towards the hotel, get out of the van go in register then I go to the van to get ya know a few things and aww shit I just remembered my brother started the car at the hotel and the key to the van is sitting on the dash..fuck other set is at home.. OMG so I call a cab to go get the spare set at my place.. it cost me 13 bucks to get the spare set.. also took half hour or so..lets just say it was a long half hour :S ....oh yes I forgot in the morning my father happened to call for directions to my place, of course he called right in the middle of morning sex, I was on top uh huh and my cell phone rang..I had to answer it I knew it was my father.. anyways im trying to give him directions while errrr well you know, then of course my b.f pipes in saying yeah its that way or something.. now remember he is underneath me and my father says wow great phone he sound like he is right beside you.. I couldn't possibly tell my father well actually dad he is underneath me and Im fucking his brains out at the moment can ya call back. My dad would of ended up dead from a heart attack..LOL even though im a grown woman with kids all fathers see there daughter as little girls. anyways it was all I could do to keep from laughing which I did after I hung up..and oh yeah was a great orgasm, Im very proud of my b.f he kept his erection through the whole thing, thats a pretty good accomplishment and he even finished.. ;)
Lets just say Im so excited for this year.. I cannot imagine what could possibly go wrong this year...
Yep another griswald chirstmas coming up..Im going to make my own fucking movies I could make a mint off them. stay tuned for the after christmas update..LOL

This hot firery red head, has a tight body for an older lady, and nice set of tities too.. in her picture gallery
she looks like she could be alot to handle in bed. Think you could handle this little spit fire?

RED HEAD GALLERY

Two MILF lesbians spanking eachother making there tushies all red.. some licking and sucking of big boobs

LESBIAN SPANKINGS GALLERY

I just can't stop posting this HOT MILFS pictures, her hot body and pink pussy makes me want to lick and finger fuck it all night long... mmmmmmmm she is one woman who could make me turn BI. This is what she had to say

DESIRAE SPENCER-NAUGHTY AT HOME NUDE AND FUCKING GALLERY

I love to talk dirty and get off for different men live on cam. One of my fetishes is to wear garters and stockings. I have real orgasms and genuinely get off while doing live cam shows for you.. I love to get you off in the most erotic way possible. It gets me hot knowing that different men watch me fuck, suck, and masturbate live from my bedroom. Sometimes my husband shares me with other men and women. I am very bisexual & love the taste and smell of another woman.

OMG talk about HUGE TITS, The picture says it all, I wonder when she stands up does she fall over from all the weight of those huge tits..Im thinking breast reduction? She could supply atleast 10 women who want breast enlargements. I think thats a bit dangerous driving with that huge load in front..LOL one little bump and the horn is going off for a long time....LOL

Ok try to have a happy Monday even though Monday Sucks ;)
Meechie
XO

Posted by Meechie at 01:48 PM | Comments (0)

October 27, 2005

›› "Priceless"

Im feeling really blah today, don't know if its the weather or just things in general. I don't know about you but I can use a good laugh today. Naked pics always cheer me up ;).....sex would be even better :( oh well guess I will settle for the naked pics.

and last but not least
u are at a wedding . You are a total Diva .
The best dress, a perfect hairdo... You fall in love with an invited guest .
You get secret looks the entire night...
On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly, and he dances like a god...
You are the couple of the evening...
The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women...
The bride is about to throw the bouquet... You are first in line, in a strategic position...
Once there, you wait for the right moment...
You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him.....
If I catch the bouquet...I Will Marry You! And then, the moment you've been waiting for...
The bride throws the bouquet... He doesn't stop looking at you...
You jump like never before to catch the bouquet...
Your arms stretchedout... Your hands open...
And suddenly...

new dress...$80
hairdo...$45
catching the bouquet (because everyone else is staring at your boobs!)...pricel

Posted by Meechie at 02:44 PM | Comments (0)

October 14, 2005

›› T.G.I.F

Now I know all you men will agree with me on this one, cause I know when Im traveling from Montreal to Toronto and stopping at alot of Tim Hortons I always look for these signs, I basically have to stop at every service station.

blond test

and being a natural blonde myself Im allowed to make fun of them :P

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman
they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the
blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this
store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry", says
the pharmacist, "we don't have any" "But I always buy it here," says
the blonde "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the
pharmacist.. "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She
returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at
it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the container......... " TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM

his and hers remote controls

I wish I had a remote for the man, it would be set to sex all the time ;)

A man came home after working a long hard day at work, his wife was waiting
for him at the door.she demanded that he take her out somewhere expensive
So he took her to a gas station

Survival 101

and of course some pics, and since I noticed I have some fetish boys on this site who seem to
like ass spanking, here is some more pics just for you!!!! HAPPY SPANKING ;)
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Posted by Meechie at 03:24 PM | Comments (0)

October 11, 2005

›› Milf In Training

It seems that Milfs are the most sought after women today by men. Mostly because we already have most of our shit together, have already been married and not really looking for that and already have children who are past the diaper stage. Well this is what I hear from other men, so it must be true. Now I guess the younger girls who have not hit milf status yet are jealous cause there now wearing these shirts.

Now thats What I call a big mac..err hopefully no special sauce

This one is pretty self explanitory

I found these pictures using a google search I learned from
LOL Nigga! sure does make surfing a whole lot more fun. check out the site (thumbs up).

other great sites to check out!!!!
the uncensored Milf
top Milf site
MILFopia
Sambuka girls

Posted by Meechie at 06:16 PM | Comments (1)

October 02, 2005

›› Monitor Cleaning

Monitor Cleaning
Anyone who's has ever owned an aquarium knows that you have to clean
The glass on the inside, sooner or later.
Some people use to do that with a brush that is held to the glass by a
magnet on the outside. In that way you can clean the inside glass from
the outside by moving the brush up and down the glass with the magnet
apparatus.The same goes for the inside of the monitor screen you are watching right now.Up until now there was no such cleaner, but thanks to Sweet Old Bil(SOB) of MicroSoft there now is an enjoyable way to do this little task. Just Click on the below link and move your curser up, down, back, and forth ... This will clean your the backside of your monitor screen. The results are amazing.
For the best results it is recommended to do a thorough inside
cleaning at least once weekly. Use your mouse to move the device
around your screen for better results. Use small, smooth even strokes
the work much better than the shaking the mouse around the screen
which typically occurs on first cleaning. Click on the link below to get started:
MONITOR CLEANING

Trust me you will enjoy this cleaning ;)

some oldies but still good

Chances of a man winning an argument

Man VS Woman

Hazardus Material Sheet

Posted by Meechie at 11:24 PM | Comments (0)

August 12, 2005

›› And the survey says............

When asked 100 married men said... They would like to come home to this...

So we asked those 100 married men's wives and they all say...
when their husbands can do this

They would have no problem fulfilling their wishes.

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