Ok I usually Post some “womens” jokes but today guys is your lucky day, I have an oldie but a goody that all men can relate to..
Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”
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How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won’t do what she’s told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Shelly is a MATURE WOMAN who wants to fuck her younger brother’s best friend. She invites him over, then seduces him. After she gets him to eat her pussy, she gets him nice and hard so he can do a great job of fucking her. Shelly just can’t get enough cock, she loves getting it from behind.
ANGELINE is putting her hot black lace teddy on, she is getting ready for the delivery boy who is dropping her
groceries off ;).
Have a great weekend
Meechie
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) I found one of the sheaths that came with my vibrator, it has the little hook on the end for the g-spot, well guess what I found? I found my g-spot whoo hoo and I gushed all over my bed had to wash the sheets, I was gonna show someone this trick tonight oh well I guess not.. so im off to play 
