Ok and now for the highlight of tonights post, the very sexy,seductive and just down right fucking Hot
Desirae Spencer. Her site has hundreds of movies, picture and she even archives all her webcam performances so you can watch her get off at all hours of the day.

I get off on making men cum for me. I love to talk dirty and really get them going, the nastier the better. It is so hot to know that I can share my dirty thoughts and get somebody off.

Every man must watch this video at least once in their lifetime. Be very afraid!

This is fucking halarious DUI stop by a female police officer..Im sure most ppl have seen this if you haven’t sit back and get ready for a good laugh..

and 1 Commercial that never made it to the superbowl..Damn thats hawt I wish he would of fell in my exercise class
i wish they would show commercials like these then maybe I would atleast watch them

hot santa’s little helper gallery coming up tomorrow stay tuned ..its one of my favorite
housewives..godamn she is so hot she even turns me on!

Ok I usually Post some “womens” jokes but today guys is your lucky day, I have an oldie but a goody that all men can relate to..

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”
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How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won’t do what she’s told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Shelly is a MATURE WOMAN who wants to fuck her younger brother’s best friend. She invites him over, then seduces him. After she gets him to eat her pussy, she gets him nice and hard so he can do a great job of fucking her. Shelly just can’t get enough cock, she loves getting it from behind.

ANGELINE is putting her hot black lace teddy on, she is getting ready for the delivery boy who is dropping her
groceries off .

Have a great weekend
Meechie
XO

Im feeling really blah today, don’t know if its the weather or just things in general. I don’t know about you but I can use a good laugh today. Naked pics always cheer me up …..sex would be even better oh well guess I will settle for the naked pics.

and last but not least
u are at a wedding . You are a total Diva .
The best dress, a perfect hairdo… You fall in love with an invited guest .
You get secret looks the entire night…
On the dance floor, he’s by your side constantly, and he dances like a god…
You are the couple of the evening…
The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women…
The bride is about to throw the bouquet… You are first in line, in a strategic position…
Once there, you wait for the right moment…
You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him…..
If I catch the bouquet…I Will Marry You! And then, the moment you’ve been waiting for…
The bride throws the bouquet… He doesn’t stop looking at you…
You jump like never before to catch the bouquet…
Your arms stretchedout… Your hands open…
And suddenly…

new dress…$80
hairdo…$45
catching the bouquet (because everyone else is staring at your boobs!)…pricel

It seems that Milfs are the most sought after women today by men. Mostly because we already have most of our shit together, have already been married and not really looking for that and already have children who are past the diaper stage. Well this is what I hear from other men, so it must be true. Now I guess the younger girls who have not hit milf status yet are jealous cause there now wearing these shirts.

Now thats What I call a big mac..err hopefully no special sauce

This one is pretty self explanitory

I found these pictures using a google search I learned from
LOL Nigga! sure does make surfing a whole lot more fun. check out the site (thumbs up).

other great sites to check out!!!!
the uncensored Milf
top Milf site
MILFopia
Sambuka girls

Monitor Cleaning
Anyone who’s has ever owned an aquarium knows that you have to clean
The glass on the inside, sooner or later.
Some people use to do that with a brush that is held to the glass by a
magnet on the outside. In that way you can clean the inside glass from
the outside by moving the brush up and down the glass with the magnet
apparatus.The same goes for the inside of the monitor screen you are watching right now.Up until now there was no such cleaner, but thanks to Sweet Old Bil(SOB) of MicroSoft there now is an enjoyable way to do this little task. Just Click on the below link and move your curser up, down, back, and forth … This will clean your the backside of your monitor screen. The results are amazing.
For the best results it is recommended to do a thorough inside
cleaning at least once weekly. Use your mouse to move the device
around your screen for better results. Use small, smooth even strokes
the work much better than the shaking the mouse around the screen
which typically occurs on first cleaning. Click on the link below to get started:
MONITOR CLEANING

Trust me you will enjoy this cleaning

some oldies but still good

Chances of a man winning an argument

Man VS Woman

Hazardus Material Sheet

We have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays.

She said it was midwinter… snowing and quite cold… and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn’t have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car’s fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date’s concerns about
“what is taking so long” with a reply that indeed, she was “freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!”

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her
dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

International symbol of marriage is Approved

New York-AP- On April 21, 2005, After 5 years of heated debate, the Commission of Human Rights approved the new International Symbol of Marriage:

Ok well now everyone has a waxing job horror story or two. Not just the girls Im sure but come on guys admit it you have tried it? Or maybe you haven’t had the balls (no pun intended) to do it and have just stuck to shaving or using Nair. But for those who have been brave enough to wax there pussies and balls here is a little story that you will get a good laugh out of and probably can relate to it.

All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal – The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now…the wax.

My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home fix dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet.

So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I’m no girly girl but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. *YA THINK!!!*

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other
stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair
dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end. (Oh how this phrase haunts me!)

I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. OK so it wasn’t the best feeling, but it wasn’t too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-Ra, fighter of all wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north.

After checking on the kids I sneak back into the bathroom, for the
ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure I apply the was strip across the right side of bikini line, covering the right half of my
pussy lip and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek. (Yes, it was a long strip.) I inhale deeply and brace myself. RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

I’m blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!! OH MY GOD!!! Vision returning, I notice that I’ve only managed to pull off half of the strip. SHIT!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP.

Everything is swirly and spotted. Do I hear crashing drums??? OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy – A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt, that has caused me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!

There’s no hair on it.

Where is the hair. WHERE IS THE WAX??? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair.. the hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. SHIT

I run my fingers over my pussy , which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

Then I make the next BIG mistake… remember my foot is
still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do something. So I
put my foot down. FUCK!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door.
Pussy hole? Sealed shut. Ass?? Sealed shut. I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself “Please don’t let me get the urge to shit. My head may pop off.

“Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I’ll run the hottest water I can
stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off right??? *WRONG!!!!!!!* I get in the tub – the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment – I sit. Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub. In scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn’t melt cold wax.

So, now I’m stuck to the bottom of the tub!! God bless the man that
convinced me I should have a phone in the bathroom!!!!! I call my
friend thinking surely she’s waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It’s a very good conversation starter “So, my Ass and Pussy are stuck to the bottom of the tub!” There is a slight pause. She doesn’t have a secret trick but does try to hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located on bottom “Are we talking cheeks or hole or what?” She’s laughing out loud by now… I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.
YEAH! Right! I should be the joke of someone else’s night.

While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I slip into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me and my hand reaches towards the saving grace… the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
The scream probably woke the kids, scared the shit out of my friend, but I really don’t care. “IT WORKS!! It works!! I get a hearty
congratulation from my friend and she hangs up.

I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair… THE HAIR IS STILL THERE… ALL OF IT!

So I shaved it off. Heck, I’m numb at this point.

Next week I’m going to try hair color…

Rules For Driving In Montreal…

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Montreal driver never uses them.

2. Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

3. Crossing two or more lanes in a single lane-change is considered going with the flow.

4. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.

5. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it willinevitably result in you being rear ended. If you want your insurance company to pay for a new rear bumper, come to a complete stop at all stop signs.

6. A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to squeeze their way back in before hitting the orange construction barrels.

7. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. Quebec is a no-fault insurance province and the other guy doesn’t have anything to lose.

8. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it’s a chance to stretch your legs.

9. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It’s a good way to scare people entering the highway.

10. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as suggestions and are apparently not enforceable in the Montreal area during rush hour.

11. Just because you’re in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn’t mean that a Montreal driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn’t think he can go faster in your spot.

12. Learn to swerve abruptly. Montreal is the home of high-speed slalom driving thanks to the Ministère de Transport which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers’ reflexes and keep them on their toes.

13. It is traditional in Montreal to honk your horn at cars that don’t move the instant the light changes.

14. Never take a green light at face value. Always look right and left before proceeding.

15. Remember that the goal of every Montreal driver is to get there first, by whatever means necessary.

16. In the Montreal area flipping someone the bird is considered a Quebec salute. This gesture should always be returned .