Every man must watch this video at least once in their lifetime. Be very afraid!

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This is fucking halarious DUI stop by a female police officer..Im sure most ppl have seen this if you haven’t sit back and get ready for a good laugh..

and 1 Commercial that never made it to the superbowl..Damn thats hawt I wish he would of fell in my exercise class
i wish they would show commercials like these then maybe I would atleast watch them

hot santa’s little helper gallery coming up tomorrow stay tuned ..its one of my favorite
housewives..godamn she is so hot she even turns me on!

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Happy Humpday guys! Yes it has been a few weeks since I last posted sorry anyways I have some really hot gallery’s to make up for it … I figure I will start off with a few funnies to get the morning over and to start the afternoon off with a good laugh.

Here is something to try for all you frequent fliers that always purchase too much to bring back with you and get stuck with paying the duties.

A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from
Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks, “Excuse me father, may I ask a favor of you? “Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?” he replies. Here’s the dilemma: I purchased for myself a superbly sophisticated electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really went well over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs for me under your
robes? “I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am not ever able to lie. “You have such an honest face father, surely they will never ask any questions of you,” and with that she hands him the hair remover. After landing they proceed through Customs and it becomes the father’s turn in line. “Father, do you have anything to declare?” asks the Custom’s officer. “From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son “Finding this answer a little strange the custom’s officer proceeds to ask, “And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare? “The father replies, “I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which has never yet been used…”
Roaring with laughter the Custom’s officer says, “Go right through
father. Next!

A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
“I’m afraid not, sir,” the clerk told him apologetically, “but down the hall
from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.”
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, ‘Manicures, $20.00.’ “Why not?” thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, ‘This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.’ The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his member… which now had a button sewed on the end.

Have a great Humpday and hope ya get some … Im hoping that Im getting mine tonight.. I think someone owes me from the weekend …hint hint…:P:P

Meechie
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Not suitable for young children………..Please
Anyone who has ever been in law enforcement prays
that they will never get a call like this on their watch.
WARNING —- The photo is very graphic.
NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART ESPECIALLY COPS :s

This picture represents a cops worst nightmare!!!

The picture below is Deb, now Deb is a very special type of MILF
This woman believe it or not can deepthroat a 9″ cock all the way to his balls..
I bow before this woman, she is my sex goddess….

Her personal website is movies and pictures of her deep throating all
kinds of cocks and she even plays with her friends as they try to swallow
double ended dildo’s..use your imagination….
Want a little peak inside her sight?
check it out here DEBS DEEPTHROAT

She has live personal webchats and she says:

if you have a cam turn it on she wants to see you too
the only way to make this more real is to invite you over! NOT a bad Idea

DEBS DEEPTHROAT

and now for the grand finale: SECRETARY BABES
These women all start off in the secretary pool, but only a few of them have the guts to
suck and fuck their way to the top.

to see the full gallery of a Hot babe Playing with herself in her new office
click on the continue link below…

Meechie
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This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
and Im going to give it to you absolutely free
you might even score some brownie points if you say the right thing
to your sweetie…This is especially true when we are harmonal during our time of the month!

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t over-do it today
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.

Remember if you cannot think of anything nice to say then your best bet is to keep quite..LOL

Also valentines day is coming up so be creative
because if your really sweet to her on valentines day, she will be just as nice to you on
your special day, which is on March 14. Hmm don’t know what that is? well apparently
its becoming very popular so get your calendars out it is what as known as STEAK AND BJ DAY
make sure to tell your wife or girlfriend about “your” special day and if they don’t believe you send them this
link to prove it .
STEAK AND BJ DAY
So guys mark it on the calendar it is now officially your special day!!!!!

Ok and here it is Today Menu Specials:

Cum On Candi is one lady that is becoming well known on the net for her cum/facial shots
her site is updated daily and she does 3 live cam shows a week for her members. This MILF
is very horny and naughty she is also very eager to please her members during her web cam shows.

for anyone interested in when her live shows are: this is her schedule
Monday 10 pm EST

Tuesday 10 pm EST

Friday 9 pm EST

Cum on Candi Uses a fleshlight on young stud. (movie gallery)

Now for those of you who have no Idea what a fleshlight is, well its a new sex toy for men and is suppose
to feel like a real pussy..check it out!!!! FLESHLIGHT

Cum on Candi Playing with her huge tities (picture gallery).

Julian unleashes the cock fury all over a hot long legged brunette MILF
MOVIE GALLERY
PICTURE GALLERY

Mature Angelina in a black teddy.(picture gallery)

tara wild swallows young studs huge load of cum! (movie gallery)

This wife wanted to bone a famous pornstar, so we got her Ron Jeremy to fuck her good
BONE MY WIFE

Meechie
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Well T.G.I.F boys I have some real hot looking MILFS for you.. And this is a big weekend in the states, super bowl on sunday, yeahhhhhhhhhh this is the only football game I watch all year, unless im in a pool which I didn’t do this year. I will just add my little cheer GO STEELERS..ok don’t shoot me…lol I have a few funny pictures to share with you that were sent in bye a few people..

New Lizard in South Florida

Biologists at the University of Florida have discovered a new species of
lizard which has been attacking sunbathers at and near Miami’s South Beach.
It is believed to primarily attack women, though it has been known to attack
effeminate-appearing men. Only one known photograph has been taken of
this creature, which is shown below for your protection.

look at the picture below to see it

Hot Blond MILF showing off her tight body and hot pink pussy

Hot redhead takes glass dildo then fist up her pussy

Long haired lanky blonde gets off the bus stop and onto some strange dick.

Round titty blonde wife gets off on a two cock threesome.

here is a link to a huge gallery with every kind of free porn you can think of… this should keep you busy for awhile.. HOT PORN GALLERY

Enjoy your galleries and have a great super bowl weekend
Meechie
XOXO

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Ok I usually Post some “womens” jokes but today guys is your lucky day, I have an oldie but a goody that all men can relate to..

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”
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How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won’t do what she’s told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Shelly is a MATURE WOMAN who wants to fuck her younger brother’s best friend. She invites him over, then seduces him. After she gets him to eat her pussy, she gets him nice and hard so he can do a great job of fucking her. Shelly just can’t get enough cock, she loves getting it from behind.

ANGELINE is putting her hot black lace teddy on, she is getting ready for the delivery boy who is dropping her
groceries off .

Have a great weekend
Meechie
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Woo hoo here it is friday again, one of my favorite days of the week, of course my second is sat and then Humpday..oops I mean wednesday hehe.. Ok I have a little bit of everything.. starting off with a few jokes and pics sent in to me.. here we go………………………
< CIA Assassin Qualification Test >

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three
finalists:
two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one
of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what
the circumstances. inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You
have to kill her.” The first man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my
wife.” The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job; go home!”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent
came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I just cannot kill my
wife.”The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and
go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her
husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,
crashing, banging on the walls, and some terrible groans. After a
fewminutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, looking quite frazzled. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said,
“You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the
chair.”
OMFG its an oldy but fucking still worth a good laugh

OK here are 3 reasons why we don’t let dads raise the kids!!!!!

#1

#2

#3

Ok and what you all have been waiting for the Sexy MILF ….

This housewife was getting a bit bored with just fucking one guy, her wedding vows just couldn’t keep her from looking around for some variety in the cocks in her life. But it’s all cool, her husband doesn’t mind if she goes out and fucks complete strangers as long as he gets to watch them plug her ass, pussy and mouth with cock and loads of cum. She’s a real amateur , not a pro, never done anything like this in front of a camera before.

PLEASE BANG MY WIFE

have a good weekend
and today’s quote is

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart

god don’t I know that one!!!!
CIAO
Meechie
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I haven’t had time to do more pics of myself, but here is one of me flashing everyone at the New Years Eve party, it is kind of cool looking as I don’t know where that orange streak of light is coming from. This should make a few of you boys happy, since I get lots of emails asking when Im going to post more pics of me. I will get around to doing some soon!!!!

Here is a funny link, that was sent in by John
THE PROBLEM WITH CELL PHONES

Barbie & Ken
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers
that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and
asks the salesperson, “How much is the Barbie on the display window?”
The salesperson answers, ” Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: “What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?”
The salesperson annoyingly answers : “Sir…Divorced Barbie comes
with: Ken’s Car,
Ken’s House,
Ken’s Boat,
Ken’s Furniture,
Ken’s Computer and…One of Ken’s Friends

HAHA Thanks To tracy for sending in that one.
If you have something funny or something you want to see on this site drop me an email Meechie

Ok and now for the highlight of tonights post, the very sexy,seductive and just down right fucking Hot
Desirae Spencer. Her site has hundreds of movies, picture and she even archives all her webcam performances so you can watch her get off at all hours of the day.

I get off on making men cum for me. I love to talk dirty and really get them going, the nastier the better. It is so hot to know that I can share my dirty thoughts and get somebody off.

want to see the rest of this picture gallery? you know what to do, thats right click on the continue link below

Have a great night
Meechie
XO
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What can I say about Britney that isn’t already obvious, she has huge tits and a Hot body that won’t quit. Watch her huge tities get fucked by a young stud with a huge cock.

BRITNEY GETTING TITY FUCKED BY BIG DICK

Lea has naturally big Boobies

LEA

Sierra is a hot 37 yr old MILF her measurements are 38DD-24-36

You can chat and see Sierra live on her webcam, she will fufill all your fantasies

WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

is proud to announce the opening of its

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE
HOW TO WATER THE PLANTS

Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS — DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL

Losing the remote control – Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming – Open forum

DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE GARBAGE?

Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

Sorry guys it had to be said about you.. and you all know its true
Oh well enjoy your big titty mommas

Meechie
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