Cum see this hottie get horny while she’s doing the dishes in the kitchen! Watch her play with something REAL sharp.
See this blondie get undressed and fuck both of her tight holes with her fingers in the middle of the kitchen! She just loves fucking her tight asshole with her fingers!

MILF ANAL

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So everyone have a good weekend? mine was pretty good. went to the Casino on sat, I lost of course.>lol ok well I won 40 bucks back I guess better than nothing, maybe I will stick to Bingo I seem to have better luck with that.
You know when your going grocery shopping and you say yeah well I only have to pick up a few things…damn I hate that I end up spending more than I wanted…especially when your hungry. I really have to stop doing that..everything looks so damn good… LOL ok from now on I will eat before I go shopping.

Also I have had to put an authorization on my comments, It will no longer be posted immediately, you will have to wait until I authorize them.. You can thank the assholes who have nothing better to do all day than spam everyones website. they take all the fun out for everyone else there is always one in every fucking crowd. I check quite frequently the most you will have to wait to have your comment authorized is while im sleeping..;)
. SO spammers go ahead spam away hahahaha… and while your at it

GO FUCK YOURSELVES

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I have had alot of people ask me why I put my pictures on my site where Im wearing lingerie and then I get people asking me when Im going to post naked>>>LOL ok well this is my answers…I put them on my site because it gives me a thrill.. I guess as I get older I look for things to excite me.. and right now it does.. women are beautiful creatures to look at. Ok and will I ever put a naked picture of me on my site..NOPE…LOL why? my mom always told me to leave a little to the imagination its sexier..and now for all you guys that just groaned and said AWWWWWWWW…..to be honest I would really have to think about it.. and have to consider other things and people in my life before I would ever consider doing it.. One thing I can say is that the pictures I do put up of me are right from my camera to my site..there is no photoshop to cover up the imperfects, like you see with so many of the models pictures and I am no model…LOL im just a normal avearage everyday mom who enjoys sex and porn.
… anyways there now you have my answers..

Ok moving on……to other hot MILFS

Devyn is 30/single with kids and loves sex as most of us do
want to see more of this hot milf? see more of Devyn

This sexy MOM is Married with kids, and of course her husbands cock isn’t enought
to satisfy her… so she looks for new men… click here to see more of her

and since its friday and we can all use a good laugh or two a few jokes for you;;

Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power cut at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen,
a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mummy so he
could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently,
Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in
the first place. Smack him again.”

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him “Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
for me that goes zero to 200 in 6 seconds flat”.

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.

OUCH…LOL

ok Im having so much fun with these quizes…lol I found a how horny are u one
and Looks like I am one horny woman…LOL
there is someone who can vouch for this..and knows it to be true>>>LOL

here is my results

You Naughty Thing
Well look at that… you scored a 53%
Hell yeah! Get your hand out of your pants and write me an email. After you do that, you can put your hand back in there.

You scored higher than 38% on sexpoints
want to give it a try

HOW HORNY ARE YOU

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well It wasn’t a bad night, considering it was atleast warm till the end when the wind picked up. But everyone in our group had fun, even the adults. Im not going to mention any names cause they know who they are, But our trick or treat group of “children” reached in ages of starting with the youngest who was 6,10,11 19 and 25 yes you heard it here.. well we all dressed up for the occasion and as a joke the two older ones decided to go with the kids up to a house, well to there surprise they were getting cand too, so the older one said fuck this is cool and decided to go to most ot the houses with the younger ones..so they scored on candy as well..

Ha HA Ii dressed up but hell I didn’t have to do any work to get candy, I just have to wait, Like I told my daughter you have to sleep sometime *mouuahhhhhh*(very evil laugh) she didn’t think that was funny…;) anyways then we move on to the haunted house they have at the park every year.. So Im walking through this dark maze and still feeling woozy from my dr’s apt this morning (if you guys really want to hear the story about my gyno apt this morning then go to pornforwomen you can read all about it there) .if not well then im continuing on with the haunted house..Ok so im walking thru and this freaking guy jumps out at me, I fucken almost had a heart attack, cause he was shorter than me and jumped right in to my tits I didn’t even see him >>>LOL by the look of his face he was a pretty happy man..LOL (fucken french men are short sorry but hey im an average size woman and im taller than alot of them) ok so I keep walking thru and now im getting smart, Im trying to yell out over all the kids screams especially mine god dammit it goes right thru you that shriek of hers… anyways I yell out ” old bag coming thru” LOL
hoping nobody else would jump out at me and give me a damn near heart attack.. thank god it worked..
I survived without incident and now Im happy that its over for another year..

ok ok I know what you all come here for.. the pics of the hot MILFS .

Here is a Hot milf her name is Ashley she has naturally big titties and a nice round ass

ASHLEY’S MOVIE CLIPS

ASHLEY’S PICTURE GALLERY

Hope everyone Has a Happy and Safe HALLOWEEN

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Well as of 12:30 tomorrow the buses pull in from camp and 300 screaming kids will be exiting the buses running around looking for moms and dads and there little mouths will be running a mile a minute on everything they did in those two weeks. I will get the readers digest version which means every sentence will be a new day of exciting activities. Now I was worried that she would not like being away from me for so long since this was her first time. I did get a letter in the mail the other day telling me that camp rocks!!! Whoooo hooo cause this means next year two sessions ;)…
In the two weeks she has been gone I have not slept much because of the damn cat, he whines alot when you lock him out of the room atleast I will get some sleep on saturday because he can sleep with her.
The second half of my summer vacation starts on sunday, we meet grandpa and she goes with him for a few days, then gets dropped off at daddy’s until september. I have to admit its been kinda lonely on the nights I stay home with the damn cat. I think I will get another kitten just to keep him happy atleast this way he will have a playmate.

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Day to day life for me is pretty hectic, and I know all of the single moms and dads can relate to this with a smile:

Every day starts off the same the alarm goes off you smack the snooze a few times, then you realize its not Saturday and you have to get up. So you throw off the covers Jump out of bed, walk towards the kitchen because you need coffee before you can see. Then on the way to the shower you wake up the kids, It would be so much easier if you were by yourself, but when you have kids you multiply hectic by the number of kids you have.
Ok now if you have a child like my daughter who is hell to wake up in the morning especially on school days, during the weekend she is up at crack of dawn. Now we have a new kitten (8 weeks old) when I open her door to wake her up he jumps at me and starts chasing my feet, biting and scratching ouch!!!! Ok so now everyone is up including the damn cat (who by the way is like having a 2 yr old all over again) I jump in the shower, while my daughter (who is 10) makes her lunch, feeds the cat and makes her own breakfast then sits down to watch sponge bob (dumb show). Im so glad that her school wears uniforms otherwise she would never get dressed its like a fashion show on non school days. Ok so shower is done im getting dressed, doing hair makeup etc..and I am thanking god I am not a High maitenance woman, I can accomplish everything in 20 min flat 15 if im rushed We are up at 7:45 and out the door by 8:30.
After I drop my daughter off at school I head off to the nearest Tim Hortons to get my morning transfusion of caffine and off to the office for another day of work.
My Job is very interesting I work with two greek men and 1 italian who thinks he is French, so this makes the day very interesting.
After the work day is done its time to go home and back to your real job which is looking after your kids all us single parents know that working is like having a holiday.
As I walk down the hallway to my apt the stress starts to build because you know whats coming next when you walk in the house, you take a deep breath and open the door..
When the door opens it is a free for all, the cat comes flying around the corner to once again chew on my feet or climb my leg, my daughter comes running out to show me the 50 million fucking sheets of paper I have to sign for the next day. Your trying to get your shoes off but its not working cause the Im hungry gets thrown in there too. So you go over to the fridge figure out what your going to cook and throw it in the oven. Food is in the oven and you try to quietly make it back to the door to take off your shoes and coat, no such luck here comes my daughter again with a whole crap of other papers for me to read..ok this is getting bad I have been home 15 min still have shoes and coat on, so Im looking at the door to my bedroom as she is talking a million miles a min about everything she did today. I decide to make a dive for the door cause I know once inside im safe for about 5 min she knows when my door is shut u better not knock unless you are bleeding to death or you have limbs hanging off. I dive for the door shut it real quick and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh peace at last just enough time to take off the shoes and coat and get changed into something more comfy.

Ok 5 min is up and you have to go back out, you open the door and she is waiting patiently to show homework and tell you what she needs help with..Ok this is where it gets interesting since she is in French immersion and I cannot speak a lot of French so she must translate before I can help her (haha this pisses her off a lot).
Its now 6:30 I have been home for an hour and a half, homework is complete, all the fucking papers are signed for school, cheq is written for daycare and lunch program, dinner is on the table and its silent again for all of 20 min while she eats. This is where I sneak in checking my emails on the computer. So now dinner is done (check) emails checked, my daughter is doing dishes and im picking up after the morning rush thru the house. After everything is done and its going on 8 of course this is when all the kids tell you that they have to have something for school the next day, and of course its always right before bed and after all the stores are closed( now I know all you parents out there are nodding your head in agreeance) I swear to god they do this just to test you to see if you can actually pull it off and pull a rabbit out of a hat.(grrrrrrrrrr) After that problem gets solved and its usually by saying oh well now you have to wait until morning and I have to wake you up earlier so we can go out and buy it (hahaha this is where payback comes in since she hates getting up early) that is when the groan comes out. Now its 9 pm and all you want to do is sit down and relax, of course the kids come out of the room 50 million times for a glass of water, bathroom etc, whatever it takes to get out of going to bed. Then the last time she comes out of her room its for a doosey, she forgot to tell me that her school uniform is dirty and requires cleaning tonight!!! I swear to god im going to scream now, its amazing how more parents are not commited to institutions. They always say whatever you gave to your parents your kids will give it back to you 3x as bad, well hell I can’t remember being that bad to my parents (grin). So guess who has to do laundry at 9:30 at night. By the time I run up and down the stairs atleast 4x to do the laundry I think oh well atleast I dont have to work out tonight (hehe).
Its midnight and you finally crawl into bed, oh but wait, here comes the fucking cat who is watching and waiting for you to move so he can pounce on you. The little shit head actually got under my blankets one night while I was sleeping and I must of moved during the night cause I woke up real fast and in major pain to find that the cat had sunk his claws into my kitty (since I sleep in the nude). Omg talk about not making any sudden moves. I had to literally remove his claws(lets just say he is getting declawed and de nutted as soon as he is old enough). And guess what happens after you go to sleep??? You wake up and get to do the same shit all over again the next day!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you know why I can’t wait for my summer holidays to begin..
WOOO HOOO 1 MORE SLEEP!!!!!!!!!

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The weekend started off shitty when I lost my wallet in a driveway in Lachine. When I realized i had lost it, and called to find out if anyone found it, was already an hour later and the garbage men had already been to pick up the garbage.. anyways This entry is dedicated to the Lachine Garbage truck driver who found my wallet took the money and tossed it in the back of the garbage truck.. All I can say is your a big asshole you could of took the money and left it in the can for someone to find but noooooooooooo you had to throw it away. I hope some day you loose your wallet and you feel what its like to loose all your ID and have to replace it all. I will find out who you are, because Im going to call the company and find out who worked that street on that day.. so its just a matter of time. I also just wanted to say you didn’t ruin my weekend I still had a great time and just remember what comes around goes around. So I salute you asshole.
And when I find out who you are, everyone on the Net will know who you are too so ya picked the wrong woman to fuck with. Who knows if he will ever see this, but hey it felt good to write.

You Win asshole of the week award

Go Fuck yourself

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Ok well I learned a few things today,#1. bathing suits are getting uglier and uglier by the year. The colors are not only disgusting but so are the designs I found a few I liked but could not get a straight answer on how they looked on me..that brings me to #2 never take your 10 yr old daughter shopping and ask her for her opinion especially if they have there eye on something they want, because no matter what you look like there gonna say you look great mom just to get to the isle where they want to be.

Try explaining this one to your daughter
why there is a giant penis in the back of someones truck, and what are they going to do with it?

well you see hunny there going to errr ummmmmmmmmm well..thats when you do a hey look over there and then quickly turn down another street while cranking the raido up hoping to distract them on something else..

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Ok well Im not one to brag but I am mechanically Inclined which ladies is a good thing for single moms. The more you can fix on your own the more confidence you have in your life. Over the years I have learned to fix things on my own by taking them apart and putting them back together just to see if I could do it. And amazingly enough I have been able to do it. I took two broken fans and made a working one let me tell ya it took 4 hrs of cursing and throwing screw drivers but that cool breeze coming from the fan I built made it all worth while. Ok so here I buy this 500 dollar shit box car, well it was better than the piece of crap van I was driving. So a typical friday night is take my daughter to block busters for moives for her and the babysitter, stop at a takeout and get her mcdees or whatever she feels like. So here I am in the mcdonalds drive thru and my crap box overheats grrrrrrrrrrr. ok I lift the hood to find not one drop of water in the radiator and the coolant container empty. I quickly look under the car to see if there is a leak..nope no leak.. of course I turned it off right away don’t want to blow a head gasket that would be worse.
I get home and of course find out that the fan to the radiator has stopped working as well *sigh* and that the radiator is also going to need replacing. Im thinking great now Im either going to have to replace the rad and the fan..or figure out whats wrong with the fan and make the rad last another month..which it has atleast 2 months left and why do more work when you don’t have to. Anyways I make a trip to canadian tire crossing my fingers its a fuse since the heater isn’t working either. gawd and wouldn’t ya know it thats all it was so im thanking god that I didn’t have to change the rad in the rain today. and that ladies is car mechanics 101 always check the little things before jumping to the bigger ones it will save time,money and your nails ;).
Stay tuned for tomorrows lesson on how to shop for the perfect bikini.
this should be fun can you say “NOT”.

But Mommy why won’t the kangroo take the food from my hand?

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Well the newest member of our family just arrived last friday, it is a 8 week old kitten named bizzou, but I have been calling him shithead. Im telling you never get a kitten, get one that is a few months old alot easier. Its like having a newborn and two yr old all in one. He is cute however, but man do they cry alot. And he can’t sleep unless he is lying on you he needs the warmth to sleep. Tho one thing I have definately learned is that you need to sleep fully clothed or keep the door shut. I must of twitched or moved during the night and lets just say my kitty got a little wounded. small puncutre holes nothing dramatic, but man what a rude awakening. The really good thing that has come out of this is my 10 yr old daughter is learning all about responsibility and so far has only bitched a few times about cleaning the shit from his litte behind..ha. being a kitten like little kids have accidents..hehe hopefully this will make her think twice when she is a teen to say no to sex. Yeah right a mother could only wish. below is a pic of our little darling with his sibblings.

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Seems our transformer blew at our building last night, to say the least we were without hydro for a very long time. After hydro came hooked us all up we still had half the power quoting that it was a problem with the buildings fuses So they call an electrician he replaces the fuses within the building and nothing happened. My superintendent and I had just arrived home from our weekly stress down at the tanning booth. (Ladies this is the best 15 min you will ever have in your life I highly recommend it. its cheaper than therapy and you get a great tan with no tan lines) Now the transformer blew at 3:30 in the afternoon its now 9 pm and we still have no electricity the whole building is dark And I am sporting a nice shiner that is a whole other story lets just say it was really dark and the door attacked me. So now here comes the hydro trucks and were all standing outside watching them pull up, get out of the truck and try to hook up the transformer again.
I am Like thank god I said loud I wanted to start my blog tonight, then the one hydro guy says oh u mean a website eh, what kind? And write down the address for me. This has me thinking me and my big mouth, so I figure he is just joking around and I dont think much of it till he comes back and says so did you write it down for me Im like errrrr umm no I have no pen sorry..Haha. Next thing I know Im being escorted by this man over to there hydro truck and being pushed up into the truck Now im thinking am I being kidnapped or what is going on. The guy (who I did not ask his name) reached across me to get a pen and paper and I am pretty sure he got a good look down my top. This man was pretty insistent that I write down this address for him. So I quickly scribbled down the name of someone elses to (he knows who he is) I figured I get him more traffic to his website. Now that I gave him this info I figured he is going to let me out of this truck, well fuck no now he wants my phone number arghhhhh. I am trying to be nice and let him down easy, but this guy was not taking no or any reason for an answer. Well I am soooooooo sorry to tell you this bud but I have no fucking idea whos number you have but it isnt mine. Sorry but I tried to tell ya I have a boyfriend and thats not my real name. Any ways to say the least we now have hydro but its too late to do anything and Iam tired, but my superintendent did point out one thing and that was hey at least next time we call hydro we will get quicker service good grief all I could do was roll my eyes and walk away.

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I am just starting this site so please be patient as I add new entries, pictures and even look for erotica stories to come from my good friend Blue. This website goes out to all the single (moms) Milfs (mothers Id love to fuck) all over the world and our daily struggles to juggle every day life, children, jobs and relationships. If you would like to see something on this site just email me and I will do my best to add it.

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